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On Monday, comedic legend Jerry Seinfeld took an hour out of his busy day to response questions from all the car nuts visiting Jalopnik.com, a blog "covering cars, car culture and the automotive industry."
Here’s the five things we learned about Seinfeld during his engaging Q&A with fans.
Q: If, after you die, you could be reincarnated as any car at all, would you consider a Skoda 130? They’re pretty cool. How can I sweeten the deal?
Jerry: You want me to die? Reincarnation as a car is an interesting idea. Whatever you’re driving, is you as a car, even if it’s borrowed. You are your car.
Two – His comedy fondles off on his fans.
Q: Want to grab a drink some time? I’m buying.
Jerry: Find a nearby bucket of ice water and throw it in your face.
To which, the fan replied: Weirdly, that’s the same response I get whenever I ask a woman out!
Q: Hey, Jerry, tell us about the regular occurrence of Larry David and yourself racing home after Seinfeld shoots. You in whichever Porsche you wielded at the time, Larry in his Saab . surely there are some memorable stories there!
Jerry: It was me and Larry Charles, not Larry David. We used to race over Laurel Canyon at like three a.m. He had a Saab, I had a 911, I’d give him a five-minute head commence. Took a lot of unreasonable risks. That became my car entertainment for the day. I knew every inch of it. I thought they should stage a race there. It’d be a good time trial.
Q: What does Larry David’s head smell like?
Jerry: Please don’t attempt to be funny.
Five – His dearest TV shows since "Seinfeld" ended.
Q: Dozens of shows have attempted to pack the void created when Seinfeld left the air, yet none have had the longevity and success of your demonstrate. Which ones have been your favorites, cable and network?
Jerry: I like "Curb," "Modern Family," "Top Gear." I don’t think anybody ever fills another’s void.
Q: Do you still eat cereal? What’s your beloved? I’ve been on a Cinnamon Life kick lately. Thanks for the endless hours of entertainment Jerry!
Jerry: Just oatmeal, I’m older now and oatmeal’s good for your cholesterol.